Ever since I was old enough to no longer need assistance with maintaining a correct and clean personal hygiene routine I've come to realize that my every day ritual was.. sort of embarrassing/weird.. (I'm talking about the popular/required "shower routine") It doesn't matter the time of day, location, who is around... My shower routine is MINE and I'm claiming it proudly... BUT I am extremely curious to what your embarrassing routine is or if it MIGHT stand the chance to out embarrass mine.. *Deep breath in...... And out.... Okay here it is.. Enjoy ☺️
Ree's Shower Routine Step by Step
Enter shower/bath whatever I'm feelin'. Rinse! & my first step is start shampooing my hair
While the shampoo is applied I proceed to brush my teeth and after I am done brushing I follow with rinsing out my shampoo.
Next step is conditioning, once applied and sitting I will handle any type of feminine care/hygiene. 9.3/10 I will blow those treasures called boogers out of each nostril. then off to rinsing out my conditioner.
Once my hair is clean I finish my shower with washing my face and body then completely rinsing off... almost like de-skinning myself. Lastly I rubbed my eyes for a gooooood few seconds and proceed to turn off and end my shower/bath.
Ree's After-Shower Routine Step by Step
And That's it! .... Ya Ya I know there was nothing embarrassing/weird about that routine. Maybeee brushing my teeth in the shower?? Or blowing those treasured boogers out while I'm letting my conditioner sit? ehh, debatable..
If you recall me clarifying on Step 3, of "Ree's After-Shower Routine Step by Step" collapsible list; I stated that my hair routine for towel drying has changed after over TWENTY ISH YEARS of the same process.. This is where I actually gets embarrassing for me..
So here's what my "After-Shower Routine" usede to look like from 6ish years old- 26 years old..
6-26 Year Old Ree's After-Shower Routine Step by Step
eliminate the 1st step in my prior collapsible list. & Same exact steps followed in step 2.
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... My odd routine for towel drying my hair began with wrapping it into a towel meanwhile I applied the prior "Step 4" routine. Once I was done with step 4 I took my wet hair out of the towel grab my brush, began with brushing out the knots from the ends of my hair to head-bang and flip my hair, my body is bent over and my face is almost to my knees, right.. I am not sure how else to give you the visual but I would brush my hair upside down, then flip back up right, redo the whole brush process but up right, then part & style it.
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This photo is the best example that compares to how I would go full exorcists while brushing my hair.
SooOOOoOoOO... What do ya'll think? Growing up with sisters I got teased for why I would do that. My theory was and still is that if you brush in that direction/angle, that it helps with hair growth.. Don't quote me though...
Is this a weird/embarrassing routine?
Yess 100%
I think brushing your teeth while showering is worse
it's brushing your teeth +blowing out boogers in the shower
all 3 are embarrassing/weird